For Example:
- Curious #1: Inspiration for this blog came at about 2 am, when I should have been asleep because I have 8 am work.
- Curious #2: Every time I walk past our fridge there is a massive puddle of water on the floor. Why?
- Curious #3: The hammock next door (Andy's house) is broken right in the middle. What happened?
2 comments:
Speculations:
1. You're just crazy.
2. The little water tray keeps getting full and so it sloshes out when someone closes or touches the freezer, or looks at it funny.
3. Someone had a razor blade on his bum?
Speculations, 2.0:
1. Your mind has been infiltrated by the Higher Powers of blogger.com and have thus turned you into their robots.
2. These Higher Powers have also infiltrated the minds of our *$%&#@! roommates who decide to let exorbitant amounts of ice fall to the ground, just so you have sufficient material for a curious new blog.
3. Someone dared a chainsaw to sit in it for awhile, and it was fine until one of his rivals walked past and got him mad, thus causing him to lose his balance and slice right through the middle.
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