elevator love letter

How do you write a love letter?

Very Important

How do they make glitter?

why amn't i

feeling the sweet repose after finals?

feeling very christmasy?

But seriously....

why would you ever play "mother may I?"? It's just a power trip for kids. If you don't want anyone else to be in charge you just never let them take any steps forward.

porque?

why do we never post on this blog? could it be that we aren't curious?

They call them "fingers," but you never see them fing

The word finger: what a curious one it is. As an ESL student, one might see the -er ending and think, oh, something is "finging", and look up the verb "to fing." What would they find? I wondered, and so I looked it up on dictionary.com, was rerouted to Acronym Finder, and found this:

What does FING stand for?

Financial Group


That's all.

Question

What is it that everybody has and some pirates and thieves try to take?
- Da booty. Da boot- ay- ay.

But that's besides the point-
Why is it that older boys think it's a good idea to compare your ages?

"28 to 21, that's doable. 19 and 28. Not ok."
"I listened to Boys2Men, All 4 1, etc. growing up," guy.
"I had a mixed tape of music where I listened to "I Swear (by the moon and the stars and the sky, I'll be there...) in 1st or 2nd grade," me.
"Oh, I was listening to that as a sophomore in high school."
"Sucka!" I didn't really say that, although I thought it.

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"It's ok for a 26 year old to date a 19 year old," a certain guy when I was 19. Whoa, there boy! We're going on one date to the Christmas Program at Temple Square. We are not dating.