Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
They call them "fingers," but you never see them fing
The word finger: what a curious one it is. As an ESL student, one might see the -er ending and think, oh, something is "finging", and look up the verb "to fing." What would they find? I wondered, and so I looked it up on dictionary.com, was rerouted to Acronym Finder, and found this:
What does FING stand for?
Financial Group
That's all.
What does FING stand for?
Financial Group
That's all.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Question
What is it that everybody has and some pirates and thieves try to take?
- Da booty. Da boot- ay- ay.
But that's besides the point-
Why is it that older boys think it's a good idea to compare your ages?
"28 to 21, that's doable. 19 and 28. Not ok."
"I listened to Boys2Men, All 4 1, etc. growing up," guy.
"I had a mixed tape of music where I listened to "I Swear (by the moon and the stars and the sky, I'll be there...) in 1st or 2nd grade," me.
"Oh, I was listening to that as a sophomore in high school."
"Sucka!" I didn't really say that, although I thought it.
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"It's ok for a 26 year old to date a 19 year old," a certain guy when I was 19. Whoa, there boy! We're going on one date to the Christmas Program at Temple Square. We are not dating.
- Da booty. Da boot- ay- ay.
But that's besides the point-
Why is it that older boys think it's a good idea to compare your ages?
"28 to 21, that's doable. 19 and 28. Not ok."
"I listened to Boys2Men, All 4 1, etc. growing up," guy.
"I had a mixed tape of music where I listened to "I Swear (by the moon and the stars and the sky, I'll be there...) in 1st or 2nd grade," me.
"Oh, I was listening to that as a sophomore in high school."
"Sucka!" I didn't really say that, although I thought it.
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"It's ok for a 26 year old to date a 19 year old," a certain guy when I was 19. Whoa, there boy! We're going on one date to the Christmas Program at Temple Square. We are not dating.
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
I really do love words too much
Can you think of any words that define themselves?
So far, I'm thinking maybe "self-explanatory" or "word."
So far, I'm thinking maybe "self-explanatory" or "word."
Monday, July 23, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007
Grow up, loser.
1. Have you ever had someone your own age tell you to "grow up"? It feels weird.
2. What if the sky was really an upside down ocean? And the gravity from other celestial bodies kept it from spilling all over us? And then these celestial bodies actually stopped producing enough gravity and it covered the entire earth in water? And then we adapted and could breathe under water? Wouldn't that be cool, minus all the electronics being ruined at first?
2. What if the sky was really an upside down ocean? And the gravity from other celestial bodies kept it from spilling all over us? And then these celestial bodies actually stopped producing enough gravity and it covered the entire earth in water? And then we adapted and could breathe under water? Wouldn't that be cool, minus all the electronics being ruined at first?
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