They call them "fingers," but you never see them fing

The word finger: what a curious one it is. As an ESL student, one might see the -er ending and think, oh, something is "finging", and look up the verb "to fing." What would they find? I wondered, and so I looked it up on dictionary.com, was rerouted to Acronym Finder, and found this:

What does FING stand for?

Financial Group


That's all.

Question

What is it that everybody has and some pirates and thieves try to take?
- Da booty. Da boot- ay- ay.

But that's besides the point-
Why is it that older boys think it's a good idea to compare your ages?

"28 to 21, that's doable. 19 and 28. Not ok."
"I listened to Boys2Men, All 4 1, etc. growing up," guy.
"I had a mixed tape of music where I listened to "I Swear (by the moon and the stars and the sky, I'll be there...) in 1st or 2nd grade," me.
"Oh, I was listening to that as a sophomore in high school."
"Sucka!" I didn't really say that, although I thought it.

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"It's ok for a 26 year old to date a 19 year old," a certain guy when I was 19. Whoa, there boy! We're going on one date to the Christmas Program at Temple Square. We are not dating.

i wonder

I wonder how many times Religion professors see LSD written in papers.

I really do love words too much

Can you think of any words that define themselves?

So far, I'm thinking maybe "self-explanatory" or "word."