what happened

to July?!

Grow up, loser.

1. Have you ever had someone your own age tell you to "grow up"? It feels weird.

2. What if the sky was really an upside down ocean? And the gravity from other celestial bodies kept it from spilling all over us? And then these celestial bodies actually stopped producing enough gravity and it covered the entire earth in water? And then we adapted and could breathe under water? Wouldn't that be cool, minus all the electronics being ruined at first?

I think this picture gets its own post

phone call

Why do I get ridiculous phone calls at work?

June 13 8:26 a.m.
"We...I... Anthropology kind of sounds like animals and this is a moth."

not quite intended for music

but makes it that much more enjoyable.




Seriously, why is it that the cowbell is a wonderful addition to most any song?

Verbal Sexism

Why does "that's what she said!" work so well in so many situations, but "that's what he said!" works so infrequently?

It's curious...and just not fair.

Canine Quirks

Why is it that my dog chooses to lie on the cold, hard tile, mere inches away from the carpet or a chair or a soft bed?

And why does my keyboard stop working whenever I have hypem.com open?

Curious...